Miscellaneous Acts of Vandalism are Such a Turn On
July 27, 2003, 6:22 p.m.

Oh Elf-boy, you're such a rebel. Stealing a No Parking sign - now that's your convict past coming out. You've certainly got my heart - every girl loves a bad boy!

(NB: In case there are any doubts - I am not serious. Jaysus.)

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