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Iraqi Asks For Discount on Price of Freedom
October 16, 2003, 11:24 p.m. Ugh. I feel so crappy. I was totally going to write my essay today, and hand it in tomorrow, a whole weekend early, but nope, just slept. I’m worried I’m getting sick, but I’m probably just low on iron. Damn periods. Oh eww! My spam mail today had the charming subject line of “rip her penis coffin apart”. That’s just . . . eww. So very, very disturbing. Who wants to call the vagina that, honestly? Hello, necrophilia! Or at the very least an unsatisfactory sexual experience, as a limp dick is a dead dick. Is it me, or am I just getting really crass lately? Can anyone tell me why we don’t have to pay to borrow books from the library, but we do to borrow videos and DVDs from Blockbuster?
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