Admitting You Have a Problem is the First Step to Overcoming It
December 09, 2003, 1:22 p.m.

Okay, seriously guys, what the hell is up with playing five thousand different versions of My Favourite Things? I mean, I get the five thousand different versions of Rudolf, the Red Nosed Reindeer, but why a hackneyed show tune? It’s not a Christmas carol, okay? There’s nothing remotely Christmassy about The Sound of Music . . . or are you trying to somehow cash in on Guy Sebastian’s fifteen minutes, but haven’t got the rights to Climb Every Mountain?

If that’s the case, I suggest you just stick with What a Wonderful World - I know you have the rights to that, and word on the street is that that’s what he’ll be singing on World Idol.

Anyway.

Today I wore my Santa hat at work, but unfortunately was out of AA batteries, so the red stars on my brim weren’t all flash-y. Alas. But tomorrow, I shall be better prepared.

In other news, I am completely insane.

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