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Questions I Asked Myself Today
February 08, 2004, 9:15 p.m. Why does John C. Reilly always play husbands married to the wrong woman? (Chicago, The Hours, The Good Girl) When exactly is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox this year? Why do planes always fly overhead right at the important parts of the movie? When will they stop churning out all these crap reality TV shows? Why do the things I want always go on sale the week after I buy them? Why is it so impossible for me to clean my room? Is a chronically unclean room indicative of some subconscious mental disturbance? Will Shannon Noll ever stop trading on his “brilliant” What About Me? performance ? Why do people say tomatoes are red, when they look orange? Which came first, the fruit or the colour? Why are there so many volumes of the History of Middle Earth, and how will I ever be able to afford them? Does “cute” really mean “ugly but interesting” like I’ve been told? Why do they always use metal in horror movie soundtracks? Is it wrong to get so hyped up about seeing Return of the King again? Does the phrase “Return of the King again” sound wrong to anyone else? I wonder if the vending machine could confuse one of those I-Ching coins for a ten or twenty cent piece?
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