But I Want an Oompa Loompa Now!
February 09, 2004, 11:54 p.m.

“Look at these shoes! They look like something from Middle Earth, like something a hobbit would wear!”

Um, no, dearie, hobbits don’t wear shoes. If you’d been paying attention at all to even the movies, you would have realised that.

In other news, I want a pinstripe suit. Gimme gimme gimme! Now!

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