All You're Missing is the Tweed
May 19, 2004, 12:29 a.m.

Funniest thing EVAR

In other news, are all people educated at Cambridge stuck up, anally-retentive, elitist literati? Cause I had the biggest one of them today. He's taking the Trojan Lit class, and first he wanders in late, and claims he's been "wandering like Aeneas". *Groan* Then he's all, no, we're gonna sit in a big circle. Nobody in the middle. Fine! Then he actually expects us to have read for the class! Okay, that's understandable, but seriously mate, loosen up. You're not in England anymore.

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