Confessions of Idiocy
June 23, 2004, 11:02 p.m.

Posted in my guestbook by the Elf-boy, re the last entry:

Okay, so you can't say it but I can. Part of my issue, in my infinite stupidity a year ago, with Lia was that she didn't make an effort to impress my friends and make them all jealous of me for having her. Something that I will never, ever want again, as when I DID have a gf like that it was horrible. I just forgot it a lot. It is a GOOD thing that Lia isn't flirty. I'm glad she got a laugh out of it, though :)

I liked my version better:

Basically, I wanted Lia to be more flirty and outgoing, so my friends would all be envious of me. But she's a quiet thing, and that didn't happen. Which made me resent her. Yes, I'm a big superficial idiot. You should all worship her in her great magnaminousness, that she didn't smote me but good for my idiocy.

I still maintain that I can flirt. I can, I swear. I swear!

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