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May 25, 2004, 8:51 p.m.

Today I saw a beautiful elven boy, who reminded me strongly of my other beautiful elven boy, but looked older. He had a bandage around his left elbow, and my first thought was "Poor thing, must've overdone it at archery practice." I am not kidding.

In other news, read this and laugh your freakin' arse off. My favourite part:

AGAMEMNON: Hahahahahaha! Now I will sex Briseis.
BRISEIS: *STABZ*!
AGAMEMNON: Noooo... I'm dying! but I'm supposed to be killed in my bath by my wife! you destroyed a whole play by Sophocles! you destroyed Freud's Electra complex idea! You destroyed a whole Freudian movement, bitch!
BRISEIS: Suck it up.

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