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Surprising and Delightful
September 24, 2004, 8:56 p.m. “I was wandering around the Games section of HMV the other day, getting excitied over a bargain copy of Knights of the Old Republic when it finally hit me: I am a teenage boy trapped (or not so much ‘trapped’ as revelling) in the body of an attractive twenty two year old women. “It explains everything. “My unspeakable geekiness. “My compulsive masturbatory habits.
“The way I occasionally find my own breasts both surprising and delightful.”
“Also I learnt today that saying for a $50,000 pay rise I'd give a blow job to one of the managers makes me a complete and total hussy. Although this was from a man who'd cut off a toe for $20,000.......Just quietly I think I prefer my option, and if that makes me a whore.....then so be it.”
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